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These Are the Stories You Won't Tell the Kids We'll Never Have
Created on 2006-02-23 23:11:13 (#9600697), last updated 2009-01-16
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Basic Info| Name: | hilarytheguy |
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| Location: | Bethesda, Maryland, United States |
BioI am less exciting than you'd like me to be. That's on you.
I would fight crime if it wasn't so dangerous and if I could come up with a catchy enough pseudonym.
There are at least 300 less sandwiches in the world thanks to me. If sandwiches are ever discovered to be sentient, evil beings, then I will be a folk hero, like John Henry, except a lot pastier and I actually existed.
I write a lot, but I can't promise that any of it's worth reading. I'm too verbose to keep up with, and I know that. I need an editor the way Gloria Steinem needs a goldfish. I may also need a copy of Bartlett's Quotations.
I would fight crime if it wasn't so dangerous and if I could come up with a catchy enough pseudonym.
There are at least 300 less sandwiches in the world thanks to me. If sandwiches are ever discovered to be sentient, evil beings, then I will be a folk hero, like John Henry, except a lot pastier and I actually existed.
I write a lot, but I can't promise that any of it's worth reading. I'm too verbose to keep up with, and I know that. I need an editor the way Gloria Steinem needs a goldfish. I may also need a copy of Bartlett's Quotations.
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